The Junkyard at the End of the Universe
soft satan
sad satan
little ball of rage
sassy satan
sammy satan
why did you kill gabe
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I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed
My brain literally stopped working for a second
the word Boob looks like boobs from different angles
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ccin:
WHY
what have you done
this is NOT OKAY
no
(Re-blogging again to add this.)
omg
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dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by
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i am like a goldfish everybody loves me in the first 2 weeks but after that they ignore me and flush me down a toilet while i’m sleeping
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iminshock-look-ivegotablanket:
I’ve decided to name my boobs Lucifer and Michael so that when I get home and take off my bra I can say I’m freeing Michael and Lucifer from the Cage.
i love how you don’t even consider naming one Adam, it’s like we’ve just condemned him to be in the cage for all eternity
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I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.
Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.
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if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
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So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
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That was incredibly offensive.
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so i got this new game today
try some files may be harmful to your entIRE EXISTANCE
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↑↑↑↑probably should play the music with it ok. ↑↑↑↑
just some ideas on after everyone won. everyone would lose they’re memories but remember some of it when they dream. karkats the only one that remembers
This is literally the most called-for use for this image since the old-age one.
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i kind of just realized the true extent of dave’s “skinny motherfucker” status
i mean holy shit just look at him he’s like a stick
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this is like, the first panel we see him standing up straight?
Since the beginning, every stylized panel like this, he was slouching pretty awful.
He’s got the slouch of a guy who just wants to get by in life.
Someone who’s just there to pass through.
That guy who doesn’t really believe in himself.
He’s that guy.
But then….
We see him in OPs picture.
And he’s standing tall and straight and ready to fuck a bitch up.
And honestly, I think that was the best moment in Homestuck for me. Seeing someone who had so little faith in themselves standing tall and ready. Like he could do anything.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate, just how much Dave has grown?
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