simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

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drtanner-sfw:

thegestianpoet:

this is my favorite vine

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: Homestuck has been on hiatus for 9 months
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objectoccult:

Before the availability of the tape recorder and during the 1950s, when vinyl was scarce, people in the Soviet Union began making records of banned Western music on discarded x-rays. With the help of a special device, banned bootlegged jazz and rock ‘n’ roll records were “pressed” on thick radiographs salvaged from hospital waste bins and then cut into discs of 23-25 centimeters in diameter. “They would cut the X-ray into a crude circle with manicure scissors and use a cigarette to burn a hole,” says author Anya von Bremzen. “You’d have Elvis on the lungs, Duke Ellington on Aunt Masha’s brain scan — forbidden Western music captured on the interiors of Soviet citizens.”

objectoccult:

Before the availability of the tape recorder and during the 1950s, when vinyl was scarce, people in the Soviet Union began making records of banned Western music on discarded x-rays. With the help of a special device, banned bootlegged jazz and rock ‘n’ roll records were “pressed” on thick radiographs salvaged from hospital waste bins and then cut into discs of 23-25 centimeters in diameter. “They would cut the X-ray into a crude circle with manicure scissors and use a cigarette to burn a hole,” says author Anya von Bremzen. “You’d have Elvis on the lungs, Duke Ellington on Aunt Masha’s brain scan — forbidden Western music captured on the interiors of Soviet citizens.”

commit-seppuku-konoyaro:

fabflyingfox:

johntgonzales:

crocketingsolly:

johntgonzales:

trying to turn my lil bro into a furry. any tips?

"I can help"

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this means something. right?

[LOUD ANGRY YELLING]

this fucking fandom has the most painful jokes ever

xdaringdamselx:

terezi-pie-rope:

[homestucks nodding as they reblog]

I swear I’ve never seen a fandom as chill about hate as Homestuck. Someone goes “HOMESTUCK SUCKS BLUH BLUH” and the Homestuck it’s directed at will just high-five them and go “DAMN STRAIGHT LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT”

xdaringdamselx:

terezi-pie-rope:

[homestucks nodding as they reblog]

I swear I’ve never seen a fandom as chill about hate as Homestuck. Someone goes “HOMESTUCK SUCKS BLUH BLUH” and the Homestuck it’s directed at will just high-five them and go “DAMN STRAIGHT LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT”

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contra-indication:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."This man is my hero. He’s like a Monty Python character.

contra-indication:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."

This man is my hero.

He’s like a Monty Python character.

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phiftycent:

policymic:

16-year-old dresses as every culture and counterculture of the last 100 years

Flapper. Beatnick. Hippie. Hipster. 

In her project “Counter // Culture,” 16-year-old photographer Annalisa Hartlaub captures all the mainstream and countercultural movements that have defined the last 10 decades. The results are a stirring series of portraits that bring life to a century of women, contextualizing how the friction of mainstream and counterculture defined progression. 

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this is dope

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gavinmichael:

teenage gavin free puts up sexy images of women on his walls to prove to his parents that he is sexually attracted to them. but then. what does this mean.

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i’ll tell you what it means. gavin free, confirmed frog fucker

May the force be ever in your favor, Harry.
— Gandalf (The Chronicles of Narnia)
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madithefreckled:

excuse me as I celebrate belatedly over pacific rim getting a sequel and a possible animated series with mako mori drawings

madithefreckled:

excuse me as I celebrate belatedly over pacific rim getting a sequel and a possible animated series with mako mori drawings

punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK
-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK

-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

percytwerkson:

adorenico:

your-girls-girlfriend:

Fuck Percy! He was an asshole. #WeasleyIsOurKing

lmao wrong fandom sweetie

oh my god what a poor, confused soul

percytwerkson:

adorenico:

your-girls-girlfriend:

Fuck Percy! He was an asshole. #WeasleyIsOurKing

lmao wrong fandom sweetie

oh my god what a poor, confused soul

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dontcallmekoko:

haikyuu: the sports anime that gives you feels over unintroduced, never-to-return extras